Seriously, I need to bite the bullet and admit to myself that this is what I do almost every night. Luckily, Minchie likes to help.
(I also need a hair cut - it almost looks like a mullet back there. Can you tell I dyed it blonde in January? After an hour of highlights, I was surprised to find it almost exactly the same colour as it was when I went in. Oy. Also, I did not get implants. I just haven't been running.).